A couple of years ago my best friend and I went to Paris. She wanted to go to see the Eiffel Tower, stroll down the Champs-Élysées , see the sights and experience a new culture. Basically be a tourist and go sightseeing!
Lately however, there seems to be something in the air with the guys of today. They’re not travelling anywhere, they’re not tourists, but they sight see females? WHYYYYYY!!!!!
Can I proceed to explain?
Well, they see a lady they want to talk to and just ogle her; maybe even perve at her. They don’t ever speak, they just imagine speaking to her and getting the number and then… BAM, a non-tourist-type guy comes in and ends your chances of ever talking to her. #whodoesthat
Lets continue. When I’m on my most upsetting form of transportation (aka public transport), the way some of you guys look at women, looks extremely criminal minded. Like, for real, for real.
Back to the topic at hand?
Now, where do you find these sightseeing guys? Well they lurk mostly in the club scene. If I’m being honest I haven’t raved in about 7 years so my hypothesis maybe a bit off in today’s game. But the game doesn’t change only players. #ehhhh
With that in my mind I present to you a RU Story. A RU Story is a true story that I have personally experienced. #ohyeah
I remember one particular night where me and my guys were prepped up after weeks of gas talk. What was the occasion? Nigerian Independence day. The only day of the year I would allow myself to rave in a club. #hello
The location was Hackney Oceans…
The dynamics of my boys were diverse and somewhat interesting. A few of them were bout it but most weren’t. (I knew I was bout it, but I would say that!) So we got ready for the event – all dressed in our best garms and super fresh trims; having the usual banter en route the club about the numbers we are going to get, which is as far as it got for some #nonamesmentioned.
Finally we arrive at the location. Now, when you go to a club what you see in the queue is critical. That’s the last natural light you’re going to see for a good few hours without music and alcohol clouding your judgement #idontdrinkthough
So we pull up to the queue and I tell ya, I tell ya, It was a movie!!!! You will always see a lady queuing up that you want to see inside the club later on that night, the one you want to get the eye contact and flash a smile. But on this night I saw about 5 of them. I went into focus mode. My boys were talking bla bla, I weren’t hearing it. Strictly focus mode. We get searched, walked in the club, first thing my boys did was go to the bar; for me (a non drinker) that was long. I surveyed the landscape, saw a girl I was attracted to and went straight over to her and dropped a mean freestyle. A mean one I tell you! Soon, my phone was illuminated with the lady typing in her number. #swagu
I don’t do the “dance the night away” with the stranger and cuff em all nighty type move! #lame I keep it moving! Before I returned to the bar I had 5 numbers in the stash. I could easily at this point call it a night #JOBDONE to not incriminate myself no further. All I can say is that night, I stunted on a lot peeps, and the drive back home was tense for certain guys lol. They left with nothing but the stamp ink on their wrist from the bouncers!!!!!
Now you can tell a “sight seeing guy” because they will not move, they stand by the sides of the clubs talking in their boys ears for the whole night like that’s what they came to do #gellout
They will constantly talk about the girls they want to move up but they never actually do.There’s two people in life “Those who make things happen” and “Those who watch things happen”.
I’ll leave it at that for you to think about!
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